Men are from Mars...

Conversation with my male Salsa classmate:

Classmate: So why don’t you like dancing with T

Me: Because he is very conscious of his movements. Besides he stepped on my toe nail once

Classmate: Umm…(too polite to ask why that would matter)

Me: and the toe nail broke and don’t think it has been growing since

Classmate: Shouldn’t you be happy then. You have one less nail to cut.

Me: ???!!!

Classmate: Sure. I hate cutting my nails but they keep growing so fast I have to cut them all the time.
Me: Even more ???!!!

(I only hope he has not spent today jamming all his nails in the door hoping to cause enough damage to permanently curtail growth. )

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