Some of the 1.5 kg of chicken breast and legs in your freezer, leftover on account of enthusiastically over ordering when cooking Chicken Masala for the previous week’s dinner.
White wine – leftover from the bottle your friends got for the previous week’s dinner
Sour cream – substitute with yoghurt
Paprika – substitute with chilli flakes
Parsley – substitute with coriander leaves
Mushrooms – substitute with onions (all the time cursing your grocery store for not stocking mushrooms)
Read your oven guide and familiarize yourself with the controls.
Grease baking pan with butter (substituted with ghee) and place defrosted chicken in it
Put pan in oven and turn it on.
Remove fruit basket, two hand towels, one notepad and one pen from top of oven when you realize oven is glowing red.
Prepare sauce by heating some ghee in your pan, frying the onions, adding curd, adding wine, adding parsley, upturning dish of paprika into sauce, picking out paprika pieces from sauce, giving up on the tiny pieces that have stuck to the other ingredients and finally adding a dash of honey to even out the taste.
Turn off oven. Turn chicken pieces. Add sauce. Turn on oven again.
Watch the oven lovingly as the chicken looks more and more cooked.
Turn off oven, serve chicken on bed of rice and eat.
Wince at slightly watery sauce but feel pleasantly mellow on account of the wine.
Chicken in White Wine Sauce